I love fast cars.
Ok, thats not exactly right.

I love owning and driving fast cars.  I’ve never owned a truly fast car but have driven some of the cars I’ve owned as fast as possible in controlled environments. 

And I’m still really freakin slow, but I have fun doing it.

Here is a bit o’vid from someone who can drive really fast, and compensate for the inevitable “oops” that comes from the need for speed:

SkillZ

Damn…  I mean Daaaeeeeyyuuuummmmm…